It's been forever since I blogged. Let's be honest, no one's reading this anymore right?

So last night I am trying to mow my lawn, yes really I tried, and I nearly chopped off my toe laughing so hard at how much I suck at being strong. I will give myself a little credit, the grass was nearly 8 inches tall, and mowers don't love tall grass. But man! I am a weakling. Our front lawn has small hills and when I pushed the mower up those, I'm quite positive I made disgusting grunting sounds really loudly, but I had headphones on so I couldn't tell how loud!

You know the hideous sound guys make when they are lifting a heavy set of weights? This made me start laughing, and then my headphone wire got stuck in the handle bars of the mower and it yanked my iPod out of my back pocket, which catapulted itself toward the mower. AAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh!

I'm pretty addicted to having portable music, and nearly dove under the mower to grab it. Thank heavens for mowers turning off when you let go of the handle, and for my iPod deciding to fall on the grass instead of go under the chopper blades.

Also, you'll be pleased to know that I was able to dig up help for the rest of the lawn, since I have weak muscles and got tired of pushing that blasted mower! Thank heavens also for 6 ft. 4 in. tall guys who are willing to come help you empty a lawn mower bag loaded with grass, and then see how unstraight your lines are, and how many spots you missed, and can't stop laughing at how bad you suck at mowing the lawn so they finish it themselves.

Where would we girls be without guys like this?

Think about this for a while, and get back to me.

Love,

The smartest dumb blonde there is.