B: Hey Lana how are you?
L: Hey Brandon, I have one more paper to write and then I'm done!
B: What is it on?
L: Feminist therapy.
B: Lesbian!
L: When you get back I'm going to smash your fingers in the door.
B: Well it's hard to slam my fingers when your hands are broken.
L: It's hard to break hands when your arms are sliced off at the elbow.
B: Good luck finding my arms when your eyes have been scooped out with a rustry grapefruit spoon.
L: Oh so you're going to use the spoon I've stabbed into your heart in such a strategic way that if it's moved you die?
B: Haha! Fine, you win this round!
L: You just made my day
B: You usually make my day.
L: And that made me smile.
B: and THAT made me smile.
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Ahhh...l'amour, I think that is what that was LOL!!! It made me think of this song lyric, "...and I ache to remember, all the violent sweet perfect words that you said..." courtesy of Matt Nathanson. Thanks for sharing! :)
ReplyDeleteCute! haha! And who is Brandon???
ReplyDeleteHahaha...okay that is the most hilarious conversation I have heard in a long time! Way to go on the win!!
ReplyDeleteLana FTW
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. That was way too funny. You guys are very creative.
ReplyDeleteIncredibly random! but hilarious. I never thought there were soo many ways to hurt someone!!!
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